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Julia Stuart ([personal profile] bestmistakeyet) wrote2010-02-11 05:43 pm
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♣ Listen For The Beep

Hi! First off, if you're hearing this and you're here to complain, answer one thing. Are you bleeding, or otherwise unhealthy as a result of whatever it is I did? Go to the emergency room. I'll meet you there so you can bitch."

[Sounds of rustling] "Damnit, Piglet, bring that back!"

"An--anyway. I can't come to the phone. I'm either attending to Aunt Mildred or doing homework or something that comes before talking to you - I'm sorry! Leave a message, ok?"